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Monday, February 25, 2013

Lucid dream 10


Blue=Dream
Red=Lucid
White=Misc

I'm living in an apartment in some city. I'm not sure where, but it felt slightly New York esc. The dream had been going on for a long time before i realised I was lucid, which means the lucid part of the dream was quite short. It was pretty cool, though. My roomate was some kind of drug dealer. He had been threatening to kill me if I didn't do what he said and so on. All of that good criminal stuff. At one point i kind og had a conversation in my head. It basicly went like this:
-I don't have to take this shit anymore
-but what am i going to do?
-well, i'm dreaming, so I can do whatever the fuck i'd like!
I went into his room, and started shouting at him. I knew he couldn't hurt me, so i wasn't scared. He came real close to me, and started screaming. I blew myself up to double the size of him, and sreamed twize as loud. He got scared and tried to run. But before he could run, i took him by his neck with one hand, and repeteadly pinched him in the face with the other. At one point, i pinched so hard he fell through the wall. When I landed outside, I looked around.  I noticed the dream was ending, so I tried spinning to re-
stabilize the dream. It didn't work, and I woke up. Should've gone for a DEILD. 

I've been having super short LD's recently. Perhaps I should try fitting more WILD's into my sleeping schedule?

Monday, February 18, 2013

Lucid dream 8


Blue=Dream
Red=Lucid
White=Misc

I was with my class, which consisted of about half of my real class, and half of random people that I know. All my age though. One of the hot teachers was with us. We were in a big room, with a huge pool. The pool was not a normal pool, but it was sort of a building turned upside down, with water in it. Pool tiles though. We were all playing some kind of game, where you had to find birthday cards in the pool. Every player had one card, somewhere in the pool. Now you just had to find it. At one point, I come up from the water, and notice the hot teacher standing there, topless. A bit after, she get's up, and dresses herself. She starts walking out of the room, and I follow.

- False awakening -

I wake up in my bed, and the clock says 3:00. I lay down, and start visualizing. I try to imagine myself in a super market, sliding coke bottles down from the shelves. I told myself that once a coke bottle stood still in midair instead of falling down, I was stable enough to enter the dream. After a few seconds, I opened my eyes. I was there.

I checked my hands, and sure enough I was lucid. I counted my fingers, and examined them close. I saw them morph into weird shapes and lenghts everytime I looked away. It's something I'll never get bored of. I try looking around, to find someone to talk to. There is a nice office lady 
there, who smiles at me. I walk over to her, but wake up mid-walk.

- False awakening -

I do the same thing again. I lay down, and try to visualise myself in the super market, pulling down coke bottles. After a few seconds, the visualization becomes real, and I look around. I examine my hands, and count the fingers for confirmation. I looked around, and saw that it was pretty much the same super market as before. One side of the super market turned into an office building, with nice big windows. The lady was standing there again, smiling. I spin around, hoping that I can stabelize the dream. I succeded, and everything became clear. I fell down on my knees, and started licking the floor. Oddly enough, it didn't taste quite as good as it had in my previous dreams, yet the after taste was wonderful. I got up, and examined the scenerie. I woke up soon after.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Lucid dream 7


Blue=Dream
Red=Lucid
White=Misc

I went out with one of my female friends, and talked about meditation. We layed down on the hood of 2 seperate cars, and began to meditate. I lost focus fast, and looked around. There was a car right beside us, that looked like someone was moving. I saw an apartment, and thought i should check it out.
I went over there, and did a reality check on the way. 

I kind of new I was dreaming, and the reality check just made me 100% sure. When I got there, I told them to leave the house open, because I wanted to have some fun in there. I did another RC, and I was now 101% sure I was dreaming. I hopped down on my knee, and started licking the floor. It tasted really good, which was totally  unecspected. The licking the carpet thing made the whole dream much more stabil and clar, and I walked out the door. I tried Thinking of my school being out there when I opened the door, but I didn't focus enough, and I ended up at some kind of hotel mall. I hopped down again, and licked the floor. Again, it tasted awesome, and made the dream extremely clear. Suddenly, a lady walks up to me, and hands me a """babywagon""" I was pretty confused, until she said we had a baby together. I thought about it, and said "If we have a baby together, that means we've done it, right? She said "yes ofcourse" and I was like, "yep, let's go in here!".

I walked into a hotel room with my lady, and closed the door. a few seconds after closing the door, someone knocked. I got really irritated, because I just wanted to have some fun with my girl, but I still opened the door. Outside was, I kid you not, Emma Watson, Miley Cyrus, and some girl from my parralel class. I  let them in, and licked the carpet once more. This time it started out not tasting very good, but in the end, it tasted just as awesome as the last times. Emma had some bandages around her knee. She was standing on the floor with one leg, and stretching out the other. I asked her why she haid bandages on, and she said something about hurting herself while filming a movie.  Anyway, I look over on the bed again, and suddenly 2 of my mates are laying there too. I was like, this is not going to happen, and told them to gtfo. They said okay, but sadly I woke up, just as they were leaving.

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Lucid dream 6


Blue=Dream
Red=Lucid
White=Misc

This one is a little short, but still kind of cool anyway. Besides, every succes is still a succes.

I was in an apartment, and i was interviewing a famous danish actor, Frank Hvam.
When i got up in the apartment, he was sitting on the toilet, and didn't want me to interview him right there. So i went out the door, and walked down the stairs. This was when i noticed something seemed a little off. Did i really just see Frank Hvam taking a dump? How did i even get here? So i did a reality check. I plugged my nose, and i could breath through it. I then looked at my fingers, and not only were there 11 fingers, but they were small, deformed and changin colors. I kept extremely calm, which is something i've been training on, because i don't want to wake up because of over excitement. I told myself that i would just get out of the apartment, and i would clarify the dream once i was out. only walked down 3 sets of stairs before i woke up.

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Lucid dream 5

Blue=Dream
Red=Lucid
White=Misc

I was in some apartment building, and chatting with my mates. Suddenly, I do a random reality check. 

I started rubbing my handstogether, to stabalize the dream. I also tried just rubbing my hand on random stuff, to make the dream more clear. When I thought the dream was clear enough, I opened my window. it somehowtook a really long tim to openthe window, wich did make me lose focus a bit, bit i finnaly got it opened. I took a run up, and jumped out. I landed 5 stoires further down, right on my legs. I then looked around the scenerie, but there really wasn't anything interesting. So I decided to fuck with some of the people in the apartment building. I flew up, this time without ANY problems what so ever, and looked into some random dream characters dream. He told me to go away, and that I was probably being held up by a string.

When I felt like i had gotten everything out of the situation, I wanted to see some buddies. I flew into what looked like a hotel lobby. Inside the lobby, was one of my mates. I said hi, and told him I was lucid. He said awesome, with the stupid grin he allways has. Even in real life. He told me that he and a couple of friends was going to "højen" to party. I told him I would join.


I jumped up in the air, and bellyflopped on the floor. I went right through, as intended.


I ended up in what looked like the same apartment as the first time, but this time in daylight, and with almost all of myy classmates. one of the hottest girls in the class started chatting to me about lucid dreaming. She said something along the lines of "When are you lucid?". I looked at my hands, counted 7 fingers, and said "now". I then looked around the room for stuff to rub myself on. I found my laptop on a table, which I just started rubbing. Really hard. When I thought the dream was stabil enough, I turned around, and had a chat with the girl who got me lucid. It went something along the lines of:

"Why were you rubbing that laptop?"
"To stabalize the dream, so I don't lose it, lose you ;)."
"Oh, that's cool ;)."
"Yeah, want to help me?"
"sure, how?"
At this point we were allready hugging. I told her to take off her shirt, So I could also rub her, gently ofcourse. She said yes, and next thing I know, I'm standing there with the school's hotty, topless
in my arms. Sadly it didn't last long before I woke up after that. I'm pretty sure I got carried away a bit. Still enjoyed it though :P

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Lucid dream 4


Blue=Dream
Red=Lucid
White=Misc

I woke up in a mix of my new house, and my old house. I woke up in my bed, and did a reality check.
at this point, i could allready feel that something wasn't right. I pinched my nose, but couldn't
breath through it. I then counted my fingers, and counted 10 the first time, but 9 the second time.
I still wasn't sure enough that it was a lucid dream, so i had to somehow test it. I got up from the bed, 
and found the front door. This door and the èntre was from my dads old house, wich was pretty weird, since we moved from there over 5 years ago. Anyway, when I got out, I stood still. I then said to myself "This IS a dream. I'm going to float!" I then focused on the feeling of my feet on the ground, and I lifted myself up in the air. Nothing spectacular, just about 10cm, and for 10 seconds, until i plopped on the ground again. At this point, I got the rush of excitement. I quickly remembered that i would wake up if i was too excited, and i calmed down. I then walked a bit away from the front door, and out in the terrain.

The terrain was a really big grass area, with a lot of small hills. If i had to describe it, i would say it either looks like the "Teletubbies" land, or the studio from a Danish program called "Wulffmorgenthaler". I've found that that excact landscape, is typical for my lucid dreams. In all of the outside lucid dreams i've had, it has been the same landscape, with minor changes. The huge green, grassy field, with the smooth little hills. Perfect for a picnick actually!

The dream got a bit hazy as i walked out on the field, so i looked at my hands, and really tried to focus on them. I then said out loud, "Clarity, NOW" but nothing happend. I then waited a few seconds, still staring at my hands, and said "Clarity, NOW!" and suddenly, eveything got brighter. The fog lifted off my dream, and I was in control like I've never been in control before. The Night shifted to day, and the moon shifted to sun. I got a very happy feeling, but remembered that i should't get too happy, because it's a bad idea to let yourself be controlled by feelings when lucid dreaming. I did a little brainstorm in my head, and i though of all the things i could do next. Aha, I'll learn to fly!

This was a little harder then expected, but really fun though. I tried different methods of flying, and i managed to fly a bit. Only about 5 meters above ground, and i only went 10feet, but you know, you gotta learn somehow! There was a nice big tree on the field, close to my house. There were also a lamp post, for some reason. I don't know what that did there in the grassy field, but i though that now it's there, i might aswell use it! So i ran towards it, and swung myself in the air, Success. Not for long though. Sadly, I'm still to use to gravity pulling me down all the time, that letting myself go like that, even in a dream, is quite hard. But I'll learn it, eventually. I allready did progress tonight, and i bet that the next time i have an LD, I will be chilling in the clouds, making friends with the birds. 

In the last bit of my dream, I got kind of tired of trying to fly, and I wanted to go do something a bit more dirty. I mean What can i say, hormones 'n shit. I pictured the schoool in my  head, and ran towards it. In my dreams i can't fly yet, but something i've allways been able to do is run super fast. Like, so fast that if i jump on top of one of the small hills while running, i will be jumping 50meteres. So i tried running towards the school building, but sadly my dream faded a bit. I think i got  too excited, and i forgot to keep the dream clear. This is a thing I've got to work on. I didn't reach
the school, but i reached a neighborhood. 

It looked like a typical Amarican "desperate houswifes" neighborhood.
I found a house, went inside and met my mom. I told her that i was lucid dreaming, and she said something along the lines of "Wonderfull!". I then went to bed in my own dream, and woke up in my own bed, in real life.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Lucid dream 3


Blue=Dream
Red=Lucid
White=Misc

The dream started out kind of weird. Me and my class was going somewhere, to like "Bornholm" or something. We were in the nature climbing trees and stuff. Pretty funny. We later meet up at my old house, and there is a few girls there. We are small talking a bit, and suddenly all of the girls say "This girl thinks you are cute" to me. I turn around, and see this girl. She's pretty standart, nothing too big, but pretty though. I talk with her, and things go well. We hug a bit, and i think she kissed my cheek. I got invited by her to dinner in this weird room, and this was when things got interesting. When we are in the room, I notice how people are changing. Like, it's not the same people that are sitting besides me. Suddenly, my mom shows up. This is where i figured something was wrong. I tried making her dissappear, and suddenly, she wasn't there.

I then did a reality check, and true enough, i was dreaming. I was looking at my hands, and again this was a pretty weird experience. When i looked at my hands, they looked normal. Yet, when i counted them, and i counted to six on my one hand. I recounted to make sure something was going on, and still counted six. I wasn't a 100% convinced so i counted the other hand. There wasn't only 6 fingers, they were weird colours, and one of them was really small. I told my friends and the girl i was with that i was dreaming, and they said "yeah..". I got pretty excited, but quickly calmed myself down. 

I tried holding on to a table to stabalize the dream, but i just ended up lifting it like it was thin air!
I thing quickly spun around, to try and stabalize it. But again like last time, it totally felt like i was underwater, and i couldn't spin around fluently. I then rubbed my hands together, while spinning around. That made eveything much easier. The fog now lifted from the dream, and i was finnaly inside.

After that, i imidiatly got teleported away from the room. I was in a scenery with a lot of hills, with small water floods. It was night time, but i could see quite well. in the horizon, i could see some buildings, with light in the windows. I set my  destination, and i tried flying over there. It went quite well, even though I didn't feel like i had very much control by now. I flew to the buildings, and looked down. It was all some kind of map. 

This map was weird as fuck. It would be awesome as a game map, but it sucked as a lucid dreaming map. I couldn't go anywhere else that wasn't on the map, and none of the places looked interesting. I then tried teleporting away, and it worked.

Now i was in the dinner room again. I felt the room was a little bit tilted to one side, so i tried fixing it. I ended up making the room into a rocket, and sending us up to space. I was slowly losing control here. Suddenly we stopped, and some people got on. I tried thinking really hard about someone i wanted to board the plane, but i couldn't get her to come on board. I though fuck it, i might aswell take advantage of the last bit of control i had. I then made the "rocket/dinner room" we were in, into a ufo. There were weird aliens in the ufo, but it seemed like they were harmless. I actually made them crown me as a king. One of the green guys gave me a remote, and pointed me at a huge tv screen. I pressed play, and saw cartoons for the rest of the dream.

The weird part was the thing i was sitting on. I was sitting on the floor, but it felt really weird. It was like bouncy, and fluffy. It felt like I think a cloud would feel, if you could sit on it.

I then had a false awakening. I woke up in real life, but fell asleep again withing 10 seconds. I then woke up in the dinner room, wich this time was much more normal, and much brighter. I told my buddies i need to go to sleep, so i can lucid dream again, and i layed my head on a chair. I don't remember anything after this.